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Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 11/4/1981
Gender: Female
Interests: archery, ballroom dancing, figure skating, video games
Occupation: Computer related (Internet)
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Member Since:
11/14/2002
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| While playing 20 Questions, I chose Vladimir Putin.
Char: That was a really random person to choose.
Alicia: I'm not sure why I had Vlad on my mind. It must be because of that old timey movie you were watching yesterday with all the tap dancing.
Char: Fred Astaire does look like Vladimir Putin.
Alicia: Hah, I'd love to see Vladimir tap dancing to "Putin' on the Ritz."
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| Char: I hate crickets. They look like cockroaches to me.
Alicia: But what about Jiminy Cricket?
Char: He doesn't count! He barely looks like a cricket. He wears a tuxedo and has a monocle.
Alicia: Jiminy doesn't have a monocle. That's Mr. Peanut.
 
Char: I wish there were fantasy poker.
Dan: But how would your players get injured?
Char: They could go bankrupt.
'Drea: It would be a financial injury!
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| Colbert Report quotes:
--A Taser doesn't just make you judge, jury, and electrocutioner.
--It's difficult to shock me. It's one of the reasons why I'm seldom Tasered.
During Agricola,
Alicia: I think I'm done for this round.
Char: I'm not! My new family member gets a turn! It pays to not wait too late to breed...just like in life.
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| G: Make sure Pac Man gets his daily recommended intake of ghost.
N: Well I regret to inform you that...Pac Man failed to inhale any ghosts on my watch. However I was lucky enough to sip on some wonderful wine this weekend in Napa. 180, I know. Weird huh?
G: Not too much of a 180...they both involve spirits!
Old away message of the week:
-Did you ever find out what he did with the condor?
-He keeps it in a condorminium.
-That joke was just fowl.
-I personally thought it was aviary funny joke.
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| Away message of the month:
"While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart."
Random thought:
Does the Mushroom Kingdom have a public health insurance option for Yoshi? Chronic back pain from carrying plump Italian plumbers around = pre-existing condition.
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