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Location: California, United States
Birthday: 11/4/1981
Gender: Female
Interests: archery, ballroom dancing, figure skating, video games
Occupation: Computer related (Internet)
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Member Since:
11/14/2002
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| During a round of Taboo:
Julia: This is the state where you have consumed too much of a certain type of beverage. Also something you use when building a house.
Alicia: Fiberglass?
(The answer was plastered.)
Quotes from Whose Line Is It Anyway?
--What does a neurologist's ringtone sound like?
--Brrrrain
During Whose Line's version of Jeopardy, the answer was Deuteronomy.
Answer: What are the first words of Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go? | | |
| In the Stanford magazine article about the probable medical causes behind zombie moaning:
In a word: constipation. An all-brain diet is too high in protein and entirely void of fiber.
J: First cousin marriage *is* legal in both California and New York... It is not legal in West Virginia and Arkansas.
F: What?!? I can't believe we don't have laws here against that but West Virginia does!
B: Hah, it's probably because it doesn't happen very frequently here... | | |
| Listening to White Christmas on the radio,
Char: My dad loves this song--not so much for the lyrics, but it's in a good key for his singing voice.
Alicia: The lyrics are pretty terrible. Why are the children glistening?
Char: No, the children listen as the tree tops glisten. How would you get children to glisten in the first place?
Alicia: An egg wash?
Colbert quote of the week: Oh come on! A holiday tree? What other holidays have trees?...Yes, Christmas is under attack and it's not just "holiday trees." It's store greeters saying "Happy Holidays" and hotels naming themselves Holiday Inn. It's Christmas Inn!
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| Coworker: My friend's wife is vegetarian but she makes the best meat dishes! She's like the Beethoven of cooking!
Andre: He was like Winnie the Pooh--but replace "addicted to honey" with "raging alcoholic."
G: I can't believe you didn't like winter vacation!
L: It was kind of sad. My sister would wrap up her own possessions so it looked like we had more than two presents on the tree. Plus, it was kind of boring. I would just reread books I owned since I didn't have the money to buy new books.
G: Maybe that's why you hate rewatching movies; reusing entertainment--that's for the poor!
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| Desmond the sommelier: This cuvee was aged in a cave at the cliffs of Sonoma under the care of two master riddlers.
Char (raising her hand): I was wondering what a riddler does.
Desmond: A riddler removes sediment from sparking wines by slowly turning wine bottles about a quarter inch a day while also gradually increasing the angle of the bottles until they reach 180 degrees, at which time they remove the ball of sediment that has formed at the neck of the bottle as a result of their labors.
Phil: Thanks for clearing that up! I was imagining two grown men in green onesies just sitting around in a cave, guarding the wine.
Colbert quotes:
--An update on the Herman Cain sexual harassment scandal--sometimes the eyes say yes, but the mouth says nein, nein, nein.
--There's a special place in my heart for Dippin' Dots, the delicious dessert pellet created by flash freezing drops of ice cream batter in liquid nitrogen. At last, we have fulfilled our dream of a dessert that looks like Care Bear scat.
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